He keeps his pimp hand strong.

Homie don’t play that.

 

They call me fast eddie!

So who’s paying off my debt to the mob?

Hangin’ with the homies!

Thug life!

 

This is a bunch of Bull

These guys were assholes.

 

 

 

 

I thought about going for a swim

But decided instead to just hang out and check out the view!

They let me pour the drinks

But I spilled triple sec all down a woman’s dress!

I FUCKING LOVE DRACULA PINBALL

IF THERE ARE TWO THINGS I LOVE THEY ARE DRACULA AND PINBALL