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I thought about going for a swim

But decided instead to just hang out and check out the view!

They let me pour the drinks

But I spilled triple sec all down a woman’s dress!

I FUCKING LOVE DRACULA PINBALL

IF THERE ARE TWO THINGS I LOVE THEY ARE DRACULA AND PINBALL

Making close friends

Kansas City is the best! I don’t remember what this chicks name is but BOOBS!

I went shopping for a loft

I liked Kansas City so much I decided I’d buy a loft here but when I started lookin’ I got funny looks in the lobby! I’m climbin’ in yo windows, snatchin yo people up.

Some nice person left these soft cushions on the sidewalk for me

It was a perfect place to nap for a couple minutes

This couple was all over me

And I didn’t mind it one bit!